the connex effect
n: what you experience when you travel in melbourne’s public transport rail system. delayed trains, dirty seats, violent ticket inspectors, p-ssengers squashed in like sardines.
if in a crowded train and another p-ssenger falls on you the violent movements of the carraige. do not let them apologise; blame the connex effect!
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