The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes
many people like to say that m-ffins are ugly cupcakes.
this is my theory:
it is not that m-ffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted m-ffins. the dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. cupcakes are wh-r-s in the m-ffin world, while m-ffins are pure and natural.
now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
belle: m-ffins > cupcakes
monica: m-ffins are just ugly cupcakes.
jared: actually, cupcakes are just altered m-ffins with makeup on. i call this the conspiracy theory against m-ffins and cupcakes.
belle: so cupcakes are wh-r-s?
jared: that would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. but yes, exactly.
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