The Cool Fat Guy


an emerging trend, generally wears hoodies and xl t shirts proclaiming their love for a specific food, has some form of gelled hair, owns at least 1 leather jacket. they generally have a penchant for sun gl-sses and knowing a few chords of guitar. the ones with tv shows generally permanently ruin any restaurant they go to. guy fieri, adam richman, and big hoss and from p-wn stars are all cool fat guys.
adam richman can eat over 10 pounds of meat and deep fried food in one sitting, play several guitar chords, and has an almost pompadour, he is the cool fat guy

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