The Cormier
the act of going back door on an unsuspecting female accomplice. instead of actually using captain winkie, you use a pseudo one-eyed monster (such as a d-ld-) making the female suspect that you’re “in her” but guess whos slowly making his way around the woman to pummel her to a deadly pulp with a jack hammer and philips-head screwdriver (you guessed it–the man with the plan). right before the first strike from the concrete-destructing machine, you say “i’m literally like the socrates of fries right now”
the cormier …dah-dah-dah-deh-duhhhhhh you big dummy
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