The Danza Special
this is sometimes proceeds the tony danza. while your b-tch is knocked unconscious from a near fatal blow to the skull, you collect the s-m-n that has now leaked out of her b-tt-hole. go into the kitchen and proceed to cook up a delicious soup such as cream of mushroom or some type of creamy soup. during the cooking process, add the s-m-n that has seeped from your parters -n-s to the soup. when your partner comes-to, present her with dinner, apologizing for the vicious donkey punch to the face. little will she know that she is eating the man sauce that has mixed with her dirty -n-l feces. this meal is known as “the danza special” enjoy! (this is often served with herbal tea and crackers)
i felt so bad for almost killing my girlfriend that i cooked her the danza special.
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