The Corner Condom
a rigid, tube-shaped device made of plastic that is used as a condom, in order to have s-x around corners,objects, or people; it was invented, and is often used by, dr. basketball.
johnny often plays pranks on his friends by using the corner condom to molest them whilst hidding behind a wall.
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