the Cosmic Turd
– noun
a particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift d-ld-.
– verb phrase
to {perform} the cosmic t-rd; the act of using a cosmic t-rd as a make-shift d-ld-, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
i couldn’t get wood, so i had to slip her the cosmic t-rd…
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