The Court


2013’s new std, a mutation of the clap. also known as jenelle evans sloppy 10ths, and blue waffle version 2.0. it turns your face scabby and gaunt, and your vag into a giant roast beef that eats everything in its path. it’s food preferances are iphones and clothes.
i heard #blogguy f-cked that wh-r- jenelle evans, he has the court now.
a spot somewhere on west ninth street in santa rosa, ca where you will usually find drunk people on friday and or sat-rday nights of the week. there is someone always saying “hey dont trip. get your perk on dont trip.” over and over and over.
lets go by the court. get your perk on dont trip. hey dont trip. get your perk on dont trip. hey dont trip. get your perk on dont trip. hey dont trip. get your perk on dont trip. hey dont trip. get your perk on dont trip. hey dont trip. get your perk on dont trip. hey dont trip. get your perk on dont trip. hey dont trip. get your perk on dont trip. hey dont trip. get your perk on dont trip. hey dont trip.

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