The Cousteau
while banging a girl doggy, you shove her head under the water until she starts blowing air bubbles like jacques cousteau the deep sea diver.
homie was banging this chick in the pool the other night, and suddenly out of nowhere he pulled the cousteau on the girl. he grabbed the back of her hair and shoved her underwater. it didn’t take long until she was blowing bubbles like a deep sea diver.
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