The Cowger


the act of forcing your partner to chug a gallon of whole milk, then farting inside his or her mouth with such force that the milk launches out of your partners -n-l sphincter into a salad bowl, which you then absorb with your peehole and then launch it back into your partners face. you then take pics and sell them on ebay.
i gave my wife the cowger and she couldnt sh-t right for a week.

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