the coworker curve
a grading scale of coworker hotness that tends to form after weeks, months, or years of working among the same individuals. based on the coworker curve, the least ugliest becomes the hottest and the ugliest becomes the least hottest.
the coworker curve has similar effects as beer goggles. it no longer relies on common sense standards of hotness and s-x appeal. for most it happens subconsciously, you’ll walk into a workplace for the first time and see all 2’s and 5’s (out of 10), and months later you’ll find yourself checking out that same 5 as if they were a 9. or even worse, you start bringing that fugly beat to parties and showing them off to your friends.
coworker: i thought sally was pretty ugly when i first started working here, but after a few months….. she’s actually pretty cute.
me: yea, she’s cute based on the coworker curve , but uglier than sh-t in real life.
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