The Crawford
when someone puts their finger in a girls bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a beauty mark print of dookie on the girls face, leaving a cindy crawford-like mark on her face.
i totally gave that fat sl-t ashlee the crawford after i she asked me to finger her -sshole last night.
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