The Crips
a group of street children that have banded together to rob liquor stores (usually with 9001 other members) distinguishing characteristics include:
1. wearing red f-cking everywhere
2. “throwing” r-t-rded convulsions with their hands to “represent”
3. using the worst made guns in history
4. showing off about how long they’ve spent in prision
5. being totally f-cking illiterate
6. killing innocent people
7. being f-cking douche-tastic as f-ck
-i walk up to a group of crips and call them flaming ferret f-ckers-
crips: yo n-gg-, wes bout to ph-ck u up!
-crips proceed to pull out 9 mills, mac 10’s and ak-47’s and open fire on me, none of the bullets h-t because their aim sucks so much, and the guns fall apart when they try to reload-
crips: aww sh-t man, looks like we be fitin wit bladez!
-the crips all pull out switch blades and try to cut me, but the blades are dull because they use them as screw drivers to fix their sh-tty guns and then never sharpen them-
crips: fhuck man, this n-gg- be havin hard skinz! looks like we be brawlin nao man!
-crips get ready to fight me by stripping down to their underwear or “draws” and carefully folding their clothes and arranging their shoes or “j’s” so that they dont get scuffed, by the time they are done i have died of old age-
a “inner city” or “street” gang. they started in new york city, but have been mimicked all over the country. big rivals with the bloods.
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