The Crylander


t-tle for the one person who cries and whines about a particular situation (dramatic or otherwise) in which multiple individuals are affected while all other individuals involved manage to deal with the situation.

conversely, the t-tle for the last person to continue to cry or whine about a situation when everyone else has moved on.
joe to nancy: “all of us have been stuck on this bus waiting for it to be fixed. stop being the crylander and deal with it.”

–alt–

bill to sadie: “sorry our dog died 6 months ago but there’s no reason to be the crylander about it. move on.”

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