The Cullen Facial
after -j-c-l-t-ng on a girls face, glitter is thrown all over the -j-c-l-t- so as to cause glimmering from the nearest light source emulating the shimmer of the f-ggy vampires, the cullens, in the twilight saga.
this chick kept telling me she was waiting for her “edward”, so when i finally got to hit it i gave her the cullen facial!
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