The Cum Waddle
when you have c-m in your vag and you clench your legs to hold it in, while waddling to the bathroom.
guy -c-ms in girl’s vag-
girl -c-m waddles to bathroom-
guy: “why are you walking funny?”
girl: “i’m doing the c-m waddle cause i don’t wanna leak c-m on the floor!”
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