The Day Adjuster
sometimes its your second morning bowel movement. its long and solid. makes you feel great. it even slides out clean that washing hands becomes optional. unfortunately, we don’t get day adjusters very often.
“my whole week has sucked but i just had the day adjuster. let’s make up for lost time”.
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