The Currywurst


a m-s-ch-stic s-xual act in which can be -n-l, oral or v-g-n-l.
in the oral version, the giver has to have just eaten something spicy like a vindaloo, before giving the receiver oral. the time is normally accounted for.
in the -n-l and v-g-n-l version, curry/chili powder is rubbed into the p-n-s/-n-s/v-g-n- before intercourse. normally, s-x stops before the climax because of the pain.
you’re buying a lot of curry powder… how come?
me and my partner are planning to cook the currywurst tonight!

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