the curse of the matthew wallis
long ago, there was a virgin like no other. this man died without ever knowing a woman’s embrace, hanging himself with a roll of toilet paper from his ceiling.
legend says that if you look in the mirror and say matthew wallis three times you will suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to jack off men in bathroom stalls
the curse of the matthew wallis made me suck d-ck
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