The Curve
“the curve” is an alternative method of as-xual reproduction, consisting of a hermaphroditic individual inserting his/her p-n-s into his/her own v-g-n-. it’s called “the curve”, because of the distinctive shape the p-n-s makes as it’s inserted. “the curve” refers to the act; it can be expressed as a verb with “curving”.
(verb) “well billie, i have both the gun, and the holster, so i’ll let you choose. what do you want to do?” “honestly sam, i’m content just sitting here and watching you curve yourself.”
(noun) “wow, she’s hot.” “if you say so, but it looks to me like she’s got the curve going on.”
the curve on a baseball cap. without the cruve, earth will fall. the curve of the red hat of dan controls the world, do not anger the curve.
also see: the red hat
dan: noooo not the curve!!
eric: a curve on a mans hat is like a mans p-n-s
jeff: ok whoever compairs their curve to their p-n-s is f-cking siick
i bent the curve take that dan
hahahahahahahahahaha i f-cking hate your hat dan
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