The D Gold-damer
when in a moment of s-xual experimentation a woman (or man) can constrict the blood flow or urine flow to their partners p-n-s with any object made of gold (white gold will also work). this could be tying the p-n-s off with a gold bracelet or neacklace, it could be smashing a golden ring around a p-n-s that is too small to fit, or it could be just loading the p-n-s with broaches and hat pins. the result of the act is a beautiful purple hued throwbing, possible bleading, member (which can be very attractive to your parnter… if there in to that :-/
jeff: oh ya give it to me baby!
danea: seriously you want me to what ever do the d gold-damer?
jeff: ya what ever that is…
later on..
jeff: wow i regret that!
dana: there is blood every where!
example 2.
kc: so i gave this dude a d gold damer and when he came his d-ck exploded.
danea: ya i also gave the d gold damer and jeffs p-n-s fell off after we both p-ssed off before we remember to un wrap the chain around his d-ck. ooops
aron: i cant believe you girls are giving guys d gold damers. i always stick to the cosby sweater or at least the mexican avalanche
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