The Daily Oat
commonly referred as tdo, it is a highly underappreciated and undertrafficked brony news site. if one were to join their skype newsroom, it has been said that enlightenment is guaranteed. those who ever -ssociate with said newsroom members have exhibited signs of extreme ecstasy, either foaming at the mouth with a large b-n-r, or simply -j-c-l-t-ng on the spot.
the origins of the site and news team has been tracked to ponychan’s /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.
nicholas cage: so, i was on the set of national treasure 21: the eagle’s -sshole of gold, when i came across this site. . . .
morgan freeman: oh? and what, pray tell, was that site?
nicholas cage: it is not exactly known to the world, but—
2 chainz: yo dawgs, what’s up?
morgan freeman: mr. 2 chainz, my friend! please, have a seat. nick here was just telling me about this site.
2 chainz: do it have kick -ss beats on it?
nicholas cage: no, but i have never been more happy in my life. the name of the site is the daily oat, and it does brony news. but here is where things get interesting . . .
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