The Dark Lord


when her true name is said, it brings a bad taste to every mouth, the scent of a lingering-fart to every nose, and an un-ending screech to every ear of everyone present.
we were going to chill but i heard the dark lord voldemort was going. so i stayed home.

we don’t speak it’s name.

sorry bro, i gotta go take a shower, someone said her name.
2 more definitions
-also my lord; reference made to evil sorcerer voldemort, from the harry potter series, by his followers, the death eaters.
“the dark lord is coming for you.”
a term some men use to refer to their ex-girlfriends, sometimes even their mothers.

the term is not gender bias. women may use it to refer to ex-boyfriends or fathers.
i ran into the dark lord at the mall today. she’s still a b-tch.

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