the david


an asian hairstyle, much like the mullet. often featuring highlights of unnatural colors, extra long tails, and may be accompanied by a poor fashion sense.
omigod! i can’t believe that old man is rocking the david.
muscly lines separating a man’s thigh/hip-region from the torso.
the name comes from the statue of david by michalangelo.

this region is sometimes confused with the gruffudd (the hair above the p-n-s).
he has hot davids, he works out.

i love to touch the davids of guy, even a guy who’s not in shape.
muscly lines separating a man’s torso from his hips/thighs.
these lines point the way to ‘the gruffudd.’
always used with ‘the’
the davids point to the gruffudd
to jack off multiple times in a day
i do the david once in awhile, ya know?
to get p-ssy multiple times a day
god hes so lucky, he does the david all the time
referring to michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.
dude you can’t just walk around in the david.

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