The Deadly Shaft Worm
it is a parasitic worm that, while you sleep, crawls up your shaft and slowly nibbles away at your prostate. causing -n-l discomfort and extremely violent discharges, fluorescent in colour, and after a long time harbouring this parasite your t-st-cl-s will distort and retract into your body. then you die
john : i woke up last night and my -rs- felt sore
jack : stay away from me, your home to the deadly shaft worm now
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