The December Challenge
the december challenge is completed by abstaining from masturbation for the entire month of december, besides christmas.
you have to m-st-rb-t- on christmas.
johnny: hi mom.
mom: hi johnny.
johnny: did you know that it’s gonna be a white christmas this year?
mom: how do you know that johnny?
johnny: i’m partaking in the december challenge.
mom: oh.
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