The Decision
an hour-long waste of time in which lebron james and his ego announced on espn that he was taking his talents to south beach and joining the miami heat.
after the decision, he teamed up with chris bosh and dwyane wade for the world’s biggest circle-jerk in history.
i wanted to watch sportscenter for highlights of the baseball game, but they did nothing but talk about the decision all day.
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