The Deets
when a girl puts her dude’s favorite flavor chew in her p-ssy in order to obtain a strong buzz and dude proceeds to f-ck her. afterwards, dude removes his d-ck and scr-pes excess chew off his d-ck and dips it into his own lip.
– after a long day hunting, your girlfriend seduces you into the bedroom. she seductively removes her pants and undergarments right before reaching into your back pocket for your grizzly wintergreen. laying down, she piles a copious amount of chewing tobacco into her hatchet wound and looks you square in the eye. “do you want the deets?” without answering you proceed to have moderately p-ssionate s-x. the craving sets in and while spewing your load everywhere you scr-pe the rest of the p-ssychew off your hang and lodge it into your cheek.
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