The Des


the t-tle given to persons of excellence. persons claiming this name for themselves are to be held at the highest of standards and respected by all. there are no limits set for the levels of cool and hot that these people possess.
wow, when i grow up, i want to be a ‘the des’, too, so i can outrun cheetas and jump over small buildings. being a ‘the des’ would solve all my problems and i can then end world hunger.

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