The Destitutioner
executioner of the dest-tute. the dest-tutioner can be your hired gun for an array of homeless people problems, from those that simply beg for change to the windshield washer type that use filthy newspaper to “earn” that pay. manner of b-m death is the employer’s choice, and the dest-tutioner will either urinate or defecate – or both – on the departed at no extra charge!
mr. morgan: g-d dammit, i am sick and tired of that corner derelict always nagging me for my hard-earned money. i wish there was a way to permanently rid him from society.
mr. morgan’s co-worker: hire the dest-tutioner. trust me, you will never be h-ssled for another dime by that waste of life again.
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