the grandpa
a male on male handjob typically given after a long period in a body of water (pool, hot tub, lake, ocean). the more wrinkly, the better.
after a lengthy session in the pool, brad gave george his rendition of the grandpa.
while having -n-l s-x with a woman, use her tweezers or electric razor(depending on how extreme),pluck out her -n-l hairs. before -j-c-l-t–n stick your d-ck in her ear and blow your load. then proceed to take the hairs you plucked and place them in her ear.
levy: yo kev why’d you do that to her last night?
kevin fabs:i don’t know…i’m the grandpa master.
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