The devil’s lance
when a male decides to give a particular lady very happy. he first gets an erection, but then things get really crazy. he takes a hot liquid, ex. hot coffee, and pours it onto his fully erect member. the coffee causes the p-n-s to swell to gargantuan size and turn red, thus appearing as the p-n-s of the devil himself. the female should almost instantly want to f-ck her man because it is quite a sacrifice on his part, as it is quite painful. the proceed to have s-xual intercourse, and the lady is particularly pleased.
topher wanted to give his girlfriend a treat for her birthday, so he made a pot of coffee and performed the devil’s lance.
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