The Devil’s Tampon
four different shots of liquor lined up, the last being devil springs vodka, and a line of cocaine extending from the base of the last shot gl-ss…
from above it resembles a tampon, the cocaine looking like the string…
you down the shots and blow the line in rapid succession
” dude, i pulled on the devil’s tampon twice last night, i was so mangled i -ss banged “the red onion.”
“did you cry?”
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