The Dick Clark
a teabag “new years style”. the teabagger covers his b-llb-g with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in times square). when the countdown reaches zero, the b-llb-g makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.
also known as “the times square”.
carolyn loves the d-ck clarke more than the usual teabag because it’s more exciting.
also known as the auld lang syne, this is when a guy: 1) dips his b-lls in glue, 2) dips his b-lls into a bowl of glitter, 3) counts down from 10, 4) drops his glitter-covered b-lls into a girl’s mouth as he cries out “happy new year!”
i rang in the new year by givin’ this b-tch the d-ck clark.
the act of syncing the drop of the new years ball to dropping your b-lls into your significant other’s mouth.
hey are you coming to the new year’s eve party”, “no i am doing the d-ck clark with my girlfriend
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