The Dickbeer Float


pour beer into the p-ssy, but be sure to let it saturate…then you f-ck the sh-t out of it until you c-m inside(no pull outs!!!!), then have her power p-ssy(squirt out) the conc-cktion in your mouth…tastes surprisingly just like a root beer float!
i bet you liked the d-ckbeer float i gave you last night baby…

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