the dicktator
this s-x act involves a man and a woman where the man brutally beats the woman senseless. near the point of fatality, the male grabs his dong and proceeds to make a potato condom. after the potato condom is created, the male puts it on over his abnormally small w-ng and commences the potato -ss f-cking. he continues until the woman draws blood from the sewer pipe and beef sandwich, where he then forces the woman to choke on this hunk of a veggie. during all this, he is speaking german and hailing hitler, even wearing the notorious n-z- uniform. this s-x act is considered s-xist and the sjw will come to your front door. also to note, this s-x act is illegal in nearly every communist country. rated pg.
i just gave jill the d-cktator and boy was she a screamin!
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