The dildo boots
d-ld- boots were first pictured in some cheezy ‘club’ pr0n mag. nuthand made d-ld- boots famous. when trying to replicate the d-ld- boot you will need to ensure that you use black pattent leather, and the d-ld- should protrude off the rear of the boot.
“max and granville are fighting over who gets to wear the d-ld- boots again!”
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