the dirty vacuum


occurs when a woman is sucking your d-ck and you decide to flatulate and as you are doing so she sucks it out of your -ss.
luis p– ooo that feels so good suck my d-ck baby!

random girl- did you just fart? imma suck it out!

luis p– yeah baby girl thats “the dirty vacuum!”

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