the ditching hour


the time of night when all the people you are texting or iming suddenly stop replying to your messages
person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.

person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that’s the ditching hour for ya

person 1-yeah, i guess

(p.s. person 2 died)
the time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.
i think it’s about the ditching hour. the bouquet has been tossed, the bar is out of decent scotch, and aunt millie is falling down on the dance floor.

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