the dj khaled
a s-xual act where the fat lazy male does nothing and makes the immensely more talented counterpart do all the work. upon conclusion of the s-x act the fat lazy male yells out “dj khaled!” and takes the credit for for doing as little as possible.
i fell asleep after eating a bucket of chicken and awoke to my ho getting me off so i exclaimed “the dj khaled!!! ” and fell back asleep.
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