The Do Me
when you see a hot girl and you want her to do you, you lay down on the ground on your back, you bring your feet up past your head (so your crotch is in your face) and you have your b-tt facing up, you put both hands on your b-tt cheeks, and rock forward and back screaming “deh, deh!” then you jump up and scream “do me!”
joe: man, that girl’s hot!
matt: yeah, i wish i knew something to attract her attention.
joe: just do the do me!
matt: great idea!
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