The Donns

an extremely cool band who play ska, punk, reggae, and metal. their mission is to entertain, and this they do with style and grace. the lineup is joe (guitar and vocals), bully (b-ss), pokey (drums) and hannah (saxophone).
they rock the groove on their own material which typically covers such subjects as the evils of television and the joys of f-cking other people’s mothers. they also do amusing cover versions of pop songs, such as a reggae/metal version of madonna’s “like a prayer”.
the excellent skills displayed by the musicians, and their irreverent sense of humour, make them one of the best bands emerging on the scene today.
woke up in the morning with your mother in my bed
she was lying there with her legs just spread
so i woke her up and she gave me some head
and then i called you up – and this is what i said:
late last night when the sun went down
i left my house, i went across town
i went to see your mum, i stuck it up her b-m
i rammed it in and out, until i made her come
oh yes it was my mission
to try every position
and then i gave her crack
to lower inhibition
yes your mum is fat it’s an undisputed fact
when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her
yes she’s a whale, ships on her trail
they want to harpoon her and put her up for sale
and i’m sorry, my dear, buty it’s over…. oh yeah

“love your mother” – the donns