the doodle dandy
a form of f-ll-t–, ie the top-echelon of bl-wj-bs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 men. studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on david copperfield island. its when you hum the tune of “yankee doodle” while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. in a lost diary of thomas jefferson it states, “yankee doodle is a lovely masterpiece. i received a doodle dandy on horseback today. got milk?” jefferson called it “macaroni” for short. he rode a lot of ponies. which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. and the kraft family inheriting the rights. see custard mitten
“abe, take your top hat off if you’re going to do the doodle dandy”.
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