the double crest
the act of masturbating and brushing your teeth at the same time. this can be performed in any setting.
note:this act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. some have even double crested while engaging in the act of s-x.
guy 1: what the h-ll do you look so happy for?
guy 2: i just did the double crest and feel fantastic!
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