The Douchebag Effect
when a group of two or more males, each with a slight tendency to be an individual douche, are gathered together in a sp-ce, the likelihood of each individual to feed off of each other and act extremely douchey is greatly increased, thus enacting the douchebag effect. the douchebag effect can occur in any situation, however it is most likely to occur when there is a group of attractive females around, or when there are zero females around and the testosterone levels are too high. the range of individual douchebaggyness can range from very small to extremely large, however individual douche levels are usually set aside because the douchebag effect overpowers individuality. the only way to not be sucked into the douchebag effect is to in face have zero percent douchebag in one’s system to begin with.
“kyle, steve, and mikey are all fine to hang around with one on one, but when they get together in a group the douchebag effect occurs and it’s unbearable to be around them.”
Read Also:
- the frozen chipmonk
when a woman give a man a bj with ice cubes in her mouth use your imagination, the frozen chipmonk with accorn stuffed in mouth
- The Gusher
the act of squeezing the juices of gusher fruit snacks onto your p-n-s and having a female lick it clean. mikey:”dude, delaney gave me the gusher last night!” evan: “holy sh-t! did her tongue turn purple?” mikey: “yeah, and her head turned into a bunch of grapes like in the commercials!”
- The Hip hop shop
the hip hop shop was the main place where eminem used to do rap battles at. he often sold t shirts, his raps, mixtapes, and so on. the hip hop shop is in detroit michigan. eminem loves the hip hop shop
- the joonminator
this is a brutal s-xual act where the males partner grabs his p-n-s and squezes til the meat hangs out then the partner procedes to chew it off man that girl is soooo hot im ask her to give me the joonminator
- The Lonely Horse
the lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. to restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town. jimmy: hey, are you driving? timothy: i’m the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.