The Draper
when you stretch your b-llsack to resemble bat-wings, and you drag said sack down her forehead and nose, resembling a garage door.
dude, my girl totally let me own her last night!
why, what she do?
dude that b-tch let me pull the draper on her, she was digging my duck-b-tter!
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