the dreaded laundromat slime
the stickiness found in laundromats. no one really knows, but it perhaps is a mix of laundry soap, dryer sheet remnant, dust, small human skin particles, etc. “don’t touch it: it’s evil!”
xofu walks into laundromat with jax. the mission is to do laundry (didn’t see that coming) – – while there, they find the dreaded laundromat slime on the washing machines and even some of the dryers. (haven’t you experienced something grossly similar?!)
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