The Duke

john wayne. the ultimate gunslinging star of the western, and one of the greatest men ever to live.

he played the same character in every movie he was ever in. calm, rugged–a real man with a gun and a heart. he never changed, and that’s why we love him. you always knew where you stood with john wayne.
give ’em h-ll.
john wayne, the man who could kick everyones -ss.
the duke would whoop any of these fake-gangstas -sses, 50 cent aint got nothing on the duke,
an ailment prevalent in the cheffing community during the summer months. most commonly resulting from a combination of sweat, heat and friction leading to a chaffing rash between the thighs. symptoms include walking like john wayne.
cook1: you’re walking like you got f-cked in the -rs-… your woman make you go horse riding again?
cook2: nah mate, i got the duke.
refering to “dukes” a character from the motion picture semi-pro. is a state which every narcotic user (especially heavy narcotics, such as heroin) yearns for. it is the state in which you drift in and out of conciousness for possibly several hours on end, and is -ssociated with the state of “nirvana”. it’s literally to the point where you feel so good you don’t care if you are are asleep or awake, because you’ll feel great anyway when a person has “the nods” they feel very, very good, and is typically, after a “rush” the second favorite thing on any junkie’s “to do” list after using narcotics. it’s basically every junkie’s dream.

see also the nods.
d-mn! i can’t believe that guy cought the dukes off just 20mg of oxycontin.
a girls large and usually nearly perfect chest. her t-ts. glorious and unsurp-ssed by others. considered the pinical pair or br–sts.
~oh common dude, you can’t get your eyes off the dukes!~

~look at those that girl’s duke’s. you think they’re real?~
the name “the duke” derives from ” the du” meaning awsome party type. it is a nickname given to anyone who knows how to party and most certainly knows how to have a good time. many have called them selves “the duke” but many are not worthy of the name. a duke is someone that once you see them you are instantly taken by them, they are very funny, warm and welcoming people, they will brighten someones day, but the duke is also some one to not mess with, he tends to have large circles of friends and will most certainly bite back with more force if you are to try anything on one of them. they are just awesome
person 1 “dude did u just see that guy, man he looks like he knows how to party. pretty good looking too”

person 2 ” ya man he does look cool”

person 3 ” that’s cause he the duke!”

person 1 “awesome!”
a s-xual experience when one is receiving a bl-w j-b, another girl (preferably a complete stranger) comes up behind you and begins to eat the -ss hole (also known as a rim job).
guy 1: what do you know about i was getting a bl-w j-b last night and out of now where a girl busted into the room naked and began to eat my -ss whole.

guy2: holy sh-t! you got the duke last night! fml

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