The Duck


someone is a professional at thorough blow-jobs that leave you satisfied on all fronts, also this person has given just enough of them so they can profile your needs.

this term was invented at wells college in aurora, ny by members of the men’s basketball team in its early years.
we’re having a party later maybe the duck will come and finish us all off.

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that girl says she likes me, f-ck that, the duck should know her role by now!
a duck which lives in the center of the earth that will one day bring about the apocalypse unless mankind either keeps feeding him bread or uses water to cool down the earth’s core.
“how can you not know about the duck unless you are some kind of douchebag?”
a lazy person with freckles on his face and looks like a ripe banana, tends to be a lagger and has an excuse for everything and when drunk is known to quack loudly and vigorously when in danger.
hey your being the duck today whats wrong with your queerbait!

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