The During Test
a test for intelligence in a partner, when the girl asks a tricky question during s-x, and the guy has to answer correctly for the act to proceed.
me: she put me to the during test today, again.
friend: what was it this time?
me: she asked about having kids, and i said the wrong answer. she threw me out that instant.
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